Exhaustingly Detail Oriented People Should Die In a Fire

I’m lucky enough to work with someone who is so detail oriented they once felt the need to discuss if the dot on a lower case “i” should be a vertical dash or a circle. Yes. And no, I’m not kidding. If this person were involved in the creation of the Declaration of Independence, it would still be under discussion and the US would still be a British colony.

My company got along just fine for the last 30 plus years without this person’s intervention. In the last two, they have jackbooted their way into every crevice of the organization, by my estimation solely for the purpose of self preservation, since their position is kind of redundant.

I sincerely hope all of these maneuverings back-fire in the most heinous of ways. In fact, if I were not an atheist, I’d actually pray for it.